The Dynasty Aftermath: Why Taylor Swift isn’t Good Enough for Travis Kelce

Ken Kelly Posted On September 27, 2023

Welcome to DLF’s Dynasty Aftermath. This staple article is our longest running signature piece as we have a little fun after a tough week at the Dynasty League Football office. You’ll find this article will review the week’s happenings in a variety of ways and help set you up for the coming weeks as we spin around the league in the way we know best. Expect it each and every week. I’ve written this column for the past seventeen years and I love it. I enjoy combing through the stats of the week on Monday night, putting together ridiculous lineups, picking MVPs/LVPs and discussing things to worry about.

That’s not all. I also really love sharing observations, little bits of entertainment or some stories with the community of DLF and picking a theme for this column each week. You really never know what you’re going to get. This year, I’m doing a “5 in 5” article that could give a sneak preview of the Aftermath theme each week. Let’s recap the storylines from last Friday before we get into it.

Elementary, My Dear Watson?

The Deshaun Watson era was off to a terrible start in Cleveland and Watson desperately needed a good game before we hit the panic button. While his numbers weren’t overwhelming (289 passing yards and two touchdowns), that was the biggest sign of life we’ve seen since he landed in Cleveland.

Mad Dog Mattison

The Vikings made the move for Cam Akers last week and Alexander Mattison needed a big game himself. He was fine with 93 rushing yards, five catches, and 32 receiving yards but that may not be enough to hold off Akers for long. The biggest issue for him is likely ball security as another lost fumble could spell doom once Akers is up to speed.

Mac and Jeez

The Patriots have put all their applies in the Mac Jones basket and most weeks have given us those crappy reddish-yellow ones that kind of taste like dirt. Jones was fine again this week and the Patriots won, so he shouldn’t feel much heat. Still, the seat isn’t exactly cold.

Tank you very Much

Tank Dell was one of the most talked about players last week and his five-catch, 145-yard, one touchdown (and he nearly had another) will be talked about even more this week. Dell and Puka Nacua are looking like late round dynasty rookie draft lottery tickets that have cashed in like the Powerball.

Who’s the Moss?

Zack Moss is the lead back for the Colts and logged an insane 30 carries this week. While his 4.1 yards per carry average isn’t anything to write home about, he should be a staple in fantasy lineups and would provide some crazy value if Jonathan Taylor is ever traded.

And now let’s get to the story of the week. Taylor Swift was at the Chiefs game this week to watch her assumed boyfriend Travis Kelce play. When she was shown in the private box slapping the glass like a Black Friday shopper at Wal-Mart, the Internet broke and Kelce’s jersey sales went up by 400%. My take is a little different – Kelce is too good for her.

Let me explain.

First, you’re talking about the best tight end in history. Couldn’t he find someone a little more famous. I mean, really, is Taylor Swift THAT big of a deal? Regardless, the biggest issue I have is Swift’s sailor talk next to Kelce’s Mom. If you look back on the tape, you can see her say a very specific word between “Let’s” and “Go.” With that kind of behavior next to Mrs. Kelce, my hope is some of those jersey sales go some soap to clean up her act. I’ll give her a second chance, but Kelce deserves better. Maybe she could at least clean out her trucker’s mouth with one of those Mac Jones apples.

Now, let’s get to it!

Fantasy MVP of the Week

Well, this could be pretty much anyone on the Dolphins. Since De’Von Achane just wasn’t started in many leagues, let’s go with Keenan Allen who had 18 catches for 215 yards for the Chargers this week. As I wrote last night, Allen could be poised for a monster season without Mike Williams in the mix for the rest of the year.

Fantasy LVP of the Week

With just 20 rushing yards and no catches on the day, Derrick Henry and the Titans have truly hit rock bottom. With Ryan Tannehill scaring nobody, it’s time to start getting seriously concerned about what Henry is going to be able to do this season.

The Unbeatable Lineup of the Week

QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA = 309 passing yards, four touchdowns
RB Raheem Mostert MIA = 82 rushing yards, seven catches, 60 receiving yards, four touchdowns
RB Kenneth Walker SEA = 97 rushing yards, three catches, 59 receiving yards, two touchdowns
RB Christian McCaffrey SF = 85 rushing yards, five catches, 34 receiving yards, one touchdown
WR Keenan Allen LAC = 18 catches, 215 receiving yards
WR Davante Adams LV = 13 catches, 172 receiving yards, two touchdowns
WR Tyreek Hill MIA = Nine catches, 157 receiving yards, one touchdown
TE Travis Kelce KC = Seven catches, 69 receiving yards, one touchdown, one Taylor Swift

The Underdog Lineup of the Week

QB Andy Dalton CAR = 361 passing yards, two touchdowns
RB De’Von Achane MIA = 203 rushing yards, four catches, 40 receiving yards, four touchdowns
RB Jerick McKinnon KC = Nine rushing yards, three catches, 19 receiving yards, two touchdowns
RB Alexander Mattison MIN = 93 rushing yards, five catches, 32 receiving yards
WR Adam Thielen CAR = 11 catches, 145 receiving yards, one touchdown
WR Tank Dell HOU = Five catches, 145 receiving yards, one touchdown
WR Romeo Doubs GB = Five catches, 73 receiving yards, one touchdown
TE Sam LaPorta DET = Eight catches, 84 receiving yards, one touchdown

The Disappointing Lineup of the Week

QB Daniel Jones NYG = 137 passing yards, one interception
RB Derrick Henry TEN = 20 rushing yards
RB Kendre Miller NO = 34 rushing yards, one catch
RB Breece Hall NYJ = 18 rushing yards, one catch, nine receiving yards
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA = One catch, ten receiving yards
WR Quentin Johnston LAC = Two catches, ten receiving yards
WR Tee Higgins CIN =Two catches, 21 receiving yards
TE Dawson Knox BUF = One catch, 11 receiving yards

Gut Checks

I’d be worried if I had forgotten about Alvin Kamara.

I’d be worried if I thought Jerome Ford was going to be an immediate RB1.

I’d be worried if I still had DeAndre Hopkins as a WR1.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t concerned about Derrick Henry.

I’d be worried if I missed out on Puka Nacua or Tank Dell.

I’d be worried if I was ignoring the 12 targets for Josh Downs this week.

I’d be worried if I didn’t think Lamar Jackson could still end as the QB1.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t looking to move Tua Tagovailoa if I had any reservations about his health.

I’d be worried if I thought Russell Wilson was the problem in Denver or on my fantasy team.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t concerned about Javonte Williams.

I’d be worried if I was ever playing against Tyreek Hill. Wow, what a talent.

I’d be worried if I needed ANYONE on the Jets.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t concerned about Rhamondre Stevenson.

I’d be worried if I didn’t think James Cook had a big game coming.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t concerned about Sam Howell after that performance.

I’d be worried if I was selling on Bijan Robinson. Be patient.

I’d be worried if I needed anything from Drake London or Kyle Pitts. Yuck.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t ready for a Jahmyr Gibbs breakout game.

I’d be worried if I still wasn’t convinccd AJ Dillon just isn’t the guy.

I’d be worried if I brought Taylor Swift home to meet my Mom.

I’d be worried if I needed WR1 numbers from Calvin Ridley. We need to see another big game here soon.

I’d be worried if I thought Joshua Palmer was just going to step aside for Quentin Johnston.

I’d be worried if I was ignoring that game from Adam Thielen. He still has it when called upon.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t disappointed at the early season returns on Jaxon Smith-Njigba.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t noticing Michael Wilson.

I’d be worried if I needed Justin Fields as my QB1. Yikes.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t noticing some improvement from Kenny Pickett.

I’d be worried if I was starting Najee Harris.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t raising an eyebrow when looking at Calvin Austin.

I’d be worried if I was thinking Jakobi Meyers will just fade away.

I’d be worried if I took Michael Mayer over Sam LaPorta.

The Top Rookie Scoring Averages

1.) De’Von Achane RB MIA = 26.60
2.) CJ Stroud, QB HOU = 21.93
3.) Puka Nacua, WR LAR = 21.40
4.) Anthony Richardson, QB IND = 21.25
5.) Tank Dell, WR HOU = 17.37
6.) Bijan Robinson, RB ATL = 17.17
7.) Jordan Addison, WR MIN = 14.50
8.) Sam LaPorta, TE DET = 14.20
9.) Bryce Young, QB CAR = 14.03
10.) Zay Flowers, WR BAL = 13.83
11.) Marvin Mims, WR DEN = 13.27
12.) Jayden Reed, WR GB = 11.93
13.) Roschon Johnson, RB CHI = 10.20
14.) Jahmyr Gibbs, RB DET = 9.93
15.) Josh Downs, WR IND = 9.13

Just missed: Rashee Rice, Dalton Kincaid, Luke Musgrave, Michael Wilson, Jaxon Smith-Njigba

The Rookie Top 10

Always check our latest rankings to see the updates through the week. These rankings are simply my own.

1.) Bijan Robinson, RB ATL
Still holding strong.

2.) Jordan Addison, WR MIN
He’s been better than expected.

3.) Zay Flowers, WR BAL
Best receiving on the Ravens by far.

4.) Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR SEA
Going to need something soon here.

5.) Jahmyr Gibbs, RB DET
This week was a good step forward.

6.) Puka Nacua, WR LAR
Cooled off but I’ve seen enough.

7.) Anthony Richardson, QB IND
Get well soon.

8.) De’Von Achane, RB MIA
Holy *&%$.

9.) Quentin Johnston, WR LAC
It’s go-time now.

10.) Tank Dell, WR HOU
Call me crazy but I think this is justified.

See you on Saturday for the “Five in Five!” and next week for the Dynasty Aftermath.

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Ken Kelly

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Ken is a corporate trainer by day an a tireless editor of dynasty content by night. His passion for the World Champion Seattle Seahawks is second only to his love of fantasy football and the dynasty format.

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