The Dynasty Aftermath: Week Eleven
Welcome to DLF’s Dynasty Aftermath. This staple article is our longest running signature piece as we have a little fun after a tough week at the Dynasty League Football office. You’ll find this article will review the week’s happenings in a variety of ways and help set you up for the coming weeks as we spin around the league in the way we know best.
It was a story all too common. Boy meets girl. Boy becomes a High School chemistry teacher. Boy gets cancer and doesn’t have his family taken care of so he creates an alternate identity to become a methamphetamine drug kingpin and criminal mastermind. Still, Breaking Bad captivated the country and became one of the most successful cable television shows of all time even though that’s a tale we read about in every Sunday edition of the newspaper. I mean, really, who doesn’t know a middle aged awkward drug lord.
As usual, I like to add a theme to the Dynasty Aftermath, so we pay tribute to another one of my favorite shows. Expect some references along the way.
Week Eleven Fantasy MVP
This week’s award is bestowed upon Cam Newton, who threw for 246 yards, ran for 16 more and threw a career-high five touchdown passes in yet another victory for the unblemished Panthers, this time against the helpless Redskins.
We live in a world where gaudy passing statistics are nothing new. Remember, Drew Brees threw for 505 yards and seven touchdown passes a few weeks ago and many felt his skills were declining. It may not always be pretty (Newton has thrown for over 300 yards just one time this season), but he’s getting the job done in reality and fantasy. For those who haven’t been paying attention, grab a turkey leg or piece of chicken from Los Pollos Hermanos on Thanksgiving when Newton rolls into Dallas as it should be fun to watch. As the MVP race comes down to the wire, Newton will undoubtedly exclaim, “Say my name!”
Week Eleven Fantasy LVP
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Danny Woodhead has been one of the best low-cost options in all of fantasy football for the entire season, outside of this week. Unfortunately for him (and his owners), he posted a serious clunker with just seven rushing yards and a single catch for nine more yards. What’s even more amazing is he did this while while the Chargers were getting waxed by the Chiefs. Philip Rivers and the rest of the San Diego offense stunk it up as well, but Woodhead’s performance was really disappointing based on the game flow. He may want to wear a Heisenberg disguise the next time he enters an airport to avoid the stares of angry fantasy footballers everywhere.
Lineup Fun
The Unbeatable Lineup of the Week
“Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I’m in the empire business.”
QB Cam Newton CAR = 246 passing yards, 16 rushing yards, five touchdowns
RB LeSean McCoy BUF = 82 rushing yards, six catches, 41 receiving yards, one touchdown
RB Doug Martin TB = 235 rushing yards
RB Gio Bernard CIN = 18 rushing yards, eight catches, 128 receiving yards
WR DeAndre Hopkins HOU = Five catches, 118 receiving yards, two touchdowns
WR Julio Jones ATL = Nine catches, 160 receiving yards
WR Danny Amendola NE = Nine catches, 117 receiving yards
TE Kyle Rudolph MIN = Six catches, 106 receiving yards, one touchdown
The Underdog Lineup of the Week
“I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!””
QB Jameis Winston TB = 246 passing yards, five touchdowns
RB Thomas Rawls SEA = 209 rushing yards, three catches, 46 receiving yards, one touchdown
RB Spencer Ware KC = 96 rushing yards, one catch, five receiving yards, two touchdowns
RB Ahmad Bradshaw IND = 32 rushing yards, four catches, 20 receiving yards, two touchdowns
WR James Jones GB = Six catches, 109 receiving yards, one touchdown
WR JJ Nelson ARI = Four catches, 142 receiving yards, one touchdown
WR Tyler Lockett SEA = Four catches, 48 receiving yards, two touchdowns
TE Vance McDonald SF = Four catches, 65 receiving yards, one touchdown
The Disappointing Lineup of the Week
“You better call Saul because you may need some guidance.”
QB Philip Rivers SD = 178 passing yards, one interception
RB Matt Jones WAS = No rushing yards, two catches, 12 receiving yards
RB Andre Ellington ARI = Two rushing yards, one catch, five receiving yards
RB Justin Forsett BAL = 26 rushing yards, one broken arm
WR Mike Wallace MIN = One catch, six receiving yards
WR Tavon Austin STL = 16 rushing yards, one catch, five receiving yards, one lost fumble
WR Amari Cooper OAK = One catch, five receiving yards
TE Antonio Gates SD = One catch, six receiving yards
Gut Checks
I’d be worried if I was smoking blue meth.
Actually, I’d be worried if I was smoking any kind of meth.
I’d be worried if I was counting on any receivers on the Colts with Andrew Luck out.
I’d be worried if I hadn’t bought low on Doug Martin.
I’d be worried if I owned Marshawn Lynch. The Seahawks won’t be nearly as motivated to bring him back at his price tag next year if Thomas Rawls continues to roll.
I’d be worried if I owned Eric Ebron. This isn’t exactly the sophomore season we were hoping for.
I’d be worried if I was still holding out hope for Mike Wallace, Greg Jennings or Andre Johnson.
I’d be worried if I didn’t actually think Shaun Draughn could factor into a game down the stretch.
I’d be worried if I wasn’t excited to see what Buck Allen could do now.
I’d be worried if I wasn’t in awe of the greatness we’re seeing from Carson Palmer.
I’d be worried if I was playing against DeAndre Hopkins.
I’d be worried if I was in an adult care facility and saw a man who couldn’t speak ringing a bell incessantly with a bomb strapped to the bottom of his wheelchair.
I’d be worried if I expected consistency from James Jones.
I’d be worried if I was expecting to get anything from Nelson Agholor this year.
Ditto on Charles Johnson. Wow.
A Look Ahead to Hot Names on the Waiver Wire
Remember, we focus on the lesser names here who we haven’t mentioned much this season. Frankly, you’re too smart for us to mention Thomas Rawls. I mean, seriously? Be sure to pay close attention because we tend to be ahead of the curve.
1.) JJ Nelson, WR NE
He has a serious coming out party this week. While there are many thirsty mouths to feed in the desert, Nelson showed just how deep the Cardinals are. He’s worth a stash.
2.) Spencer Ware, RB KC
If Charcandrick West misses time, Ware should be the beneficiary. He’s the perfect fill-in player for a contender if he gets the start.
3.) Vernon Davis, TE DEN
He’s likely owned in most leagues, but he’s worthy of a spot again now that he seems to be getting familiar with the offense in Denver.
4.) Chris Harper, WR NE
With all the injuries mounting in New England, here’s a player to really keep an eye on.
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