The Dynasty Aftermath: Going Commando

Ken Kelly Posted On November 8, 2017

Welcome to DLF’s Dynasty Aftermath. This staple article is our longest running signature piece as we have a little fun after a tough week at the Dynasty League Football office. You’ll find this article will review the week’s happenings in a variety of ways and help set you up for the coming weeks as we spin around the league in the way we know best. As you know, this year I’m covering movies I loved growing up and tying them into fantasy football.

“He just blew up that whole building. That has to be 40, right!?!”

Those were the types of conversations I’d have with my childhood friends when counting the death toll in classic action movies from the 80s. Of those, several starred the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger. One of my favorites of all-time centered around a young girl (played by Alyssa Milano) being kidnapped and her father (played by “Ahnold”) setting out to find her. Massive casualties ensued. That’s right, this week I’m “Going Commando.”

To my knowledge, Commando has the highest body count of any Schwarzenegger movie created (the total count is somewhere in the 80s, gang) and it’s really not very close. Arnold took on an entire island and came out of it with little more than a better tan.

So, how can I tie Commando into fantasy football?

This year, it’s easy. Just think about the massive casualties owners have ensued this season. If you went into the season with some combination of Deshaun Watson, Odell Beckham, Aaron Rodgers, Dalvin Cook, Julian Edelman, Allen Robinson, Chris Carson, Carson Palmer, Kenneth Dixon, Greg Olsen, Sam Bradford, David Johnson, Danny Woodhead, Tyler Eifert, or Pierre Garcon, you were feeling pretty good. Amazingly, those are just some of the players lost for most of the year. It’s been an especially brutal season and we’re not even mentioning injured defensive players like JJ Watt, whose loss likely destroyed the hopes of thousands of IDP teams out there.

At this point, you have to move on simply say, “I’ll be back!”

Week Nine Fantasy MVP

Of all the players who are performing at elite fantasy levels, none surprises me more than Jared Goff. This week, Goff threw for 311 yards and four touchdowns, leading most leagues in quarterback scoring. He’s now on pace for 4,060 yards and 26 touchdowns. For a player who looked totally lost last season, this has been an unbelievable step up. Somewhere out there, Jeff Fisher has stopped updating his resume. Week Nine Fantasy LVP

The one-catch, six-yard performance from AJ Green that featured a chokehold, a fistfight and an ejection sure was great. However, the one-catch, 13-yard performance that resulted in Mike Evans channeling his inner Schwarzenegger and getting suspended for week ten was worse. Turning one horrible week into two isn’t very palatable to many dynasty owners, that’s for sure. At least it’s not in the middle of the playoffs. Still, this week was a hot mess for both of these elite receivers.

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Lineup Fun

Unbeatable Lineup of the Week

QB Jared Goff LAR = 311 passing yards, four touchdowns RB Alvin Kamara NO = 68 rushing yards, six catches, 84 receiving yards, two touchdowns RB Todd Gurley LAR = 59 rushing yards, two catches, 45 receiving yards, two touchdowns RB Carlos Hyde SF = 41 rushing yards, nine receptions, 84 receiving yards WR TY Hilton IND = Five catches, 175 receiving yards, two touchdowns WR Marvin Jones DET = Seven catches, 107 receiving yards, two touchdowns WR Alshon Jeffery PHI = Six catches, 84 receiving yards, two touchdowns TE Jared Cook OAK = Eight catches, 126 receiving yards

Underdog Lineup of the Week

QB Jay Cutler MIA = 311 passing yards, three touchdowns RB Corey Clement PHI = 51 rushing yards, one catch, 15 receiving yards, three touchdowns RB Matt Forte NYJ = 77 rushing yards, four catches, 19 receiving yards, two touchdowns RB Christian McCaffrey CAR = 66 rushing yards, five catches, 28 receiving yards, one touchdown WR Terrance Williams DAL = Nine receptions, 141 receiving yards WR Robert Woods LAR = Four receptions, 70 receiving yards, two touchdowns WR Marqise Lee JAX = Eight receptions, 75 receiving yards, one touchdown TE Julius Thomas MIA = Six catches, 84 receiving yards, one touchdown

Disappointing Lineup of the Week

QB Jameis Winston TB = 67 passing yards, eight rushing yards and a weird pre-game thing with his hands. RB Doug Martin TB = Seven rushing yards RB CJ Anderson DEN = 13 rushing yards RB LeSean McCoy BUF = 25 rushing yards WR AJ Green CIN = One catch, Six receiving yards WR Mike Evans TB = One catch, 13 receiving yards WR Corey Davis TEN = Two catches, 28 receiving yards TE Jason Witten DAL = One catch, five receiving yards

Gut Checks

I’d be worried if I owned Ameer Abdullah. It’s just not going to happen.

I’d be worried if I was hoping for any consistency from the Miami offense.

I’d be worried if I was playing against Travis Kelce.

I’d be worried if I kidnapped any child of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I’d be worried if I was panicking over the lack of recent production from Kareem Hunt.

I’d be worried if I owned Darren McFadden.

I’d be worried if I was still holding out too much hope for Samaje Perine.

I’d be worried if I thought I had killed John Matrix by shooting at a tool shed. You have something else coming to you, including saw blades, pitchforks and machetes. None of them will feel good and you could actually lose half your head.

I’d be worried if I had Aaron Jones. Really, Mike McCarthy?

I’d be worried if I was relying on virtually anyone in Denver.

I’d be worried if I was still underestimating Tyrod Taylor. Yes, it was garbage time. Still, he’s put up a great year.

I’d be worried if you had to write an article where you had to type Schwarzenegger ten times.

I’d be worried if I owned Rob Kelley. We’re halfway through the year and he just doesn’t look very good.

I’d be worried if I was a non-contender and haven’t explored a way to get into position for Saquon Barkley.

I’d be worried if I was expecting the big breakout from Marlon Mack this year.

I’d be worried if I was expecting that again from Matt Forte.

I’d be worried if I had John Matrix in a police van. Rae Dawn Chong knows how to use that rocket launcher, guys!

I’d be worried if I owned any Seattle running back.

I’d be worried if I was too reliant on a Green Bay receiver to win me a title.

I’d be worried if I think I have the Eagles running back situation figured out.

I’d be worried if I heard Arnold say any type of pun. Imminent doom awaits.

I’d be worried if I was playing against Carson Wentz.

I’d be worried if I didn’t draft Evan Engram. You’re out of luck now.

I’d be worried if I was all of a sudden thinking Sammy Watkins was back.

I’d be worried if I was Bennett and thought I had a chance in that steam room. A pipe is going to go through your midsection eventually as you “let off some steam.”

I’d be worried if I owned Doug Martin. See the waiver pickup below.

I’d be worried if I gave up on Ty Montgomery. Really again, Mike McCarthy?

I’d be worried if I owned CJ Anderson.

I’d be worried if I thought I could sneak up on John Matrix in the forest. Quick hint: he can smell you.

I’d be worried if I wasn’t starting Alvin Kamara until further notice.

I’d be worried if I was expecting much from Jimmy Garoppolo this year.

A Look Ahead to Hot Names on the Waiver Wire

Remember, we focus on the lesser names here. There’s really no need to be telling people of your skill level to pick up players you undoubtedly have like Tarik Cohen, Marlon Mack, Allen Hurns, Wayne Gallman or Kenny Golladay already rostered. Pay close attention because we tend to be ahead of the curve. Remember also that you need to have space for deep projects – don’t start dropping known commodities.

1.) Peyton Barber, RB TB

Our waiver wire article this week covers the likes of Josh Gordon, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Kendrick Bourne and Bryce Treggs. I’m going to add Barber to the list here. Doug Martin hasn’t completely climbed out of the doghouse in Tampa and I think Barber may get a few more chances after faring well this week. He’s worth a speculative pickup if you have an extra roster spot.

Previous suggestions: Damien Williams, Chad Kelly, Tre McBride, Chris Moore, Matt Moore, Deonte Thompson, AJ Derby, Brett Hundley, CJ Beathard, Dion Lewis, Bennie Fowler, Roger Lewis, Nick O’Leary, Kevin Hogan, Ricardo Louis, Bryce Treggs, Brice Butler, EJ Manuel, Aaron Jones, Eddie Lacy,Thomas Rawls, JD McKissic, Tyler Kroft, Tyler Higbee, “Smasher” from Over the Top, Jesse James, Mike Tolbert, Kerwynn Williams, Andre Ellington, Orleans Darkwa, Buck Allen, Tommylee Lewis, Markus Wheaton, Geronimo Allison, Keelan Cole, Mack Brown, Malcolm Brown, Alex Collins, Corey Clement, Elijah McGuire, Ryan Griffin, Devin Funchess

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Ken is a corporate trainer by day an a tireless editor of dynasty content by night. His passion for the World Champion Seattle Seahawks is second only to his love of fantasy football and the dynasty format.

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