We’ve all seen the meme where a man enters a nearly empty bathroom, complete with about ten urinals. He walks all the way down to the end, positions himself next to the only other occupant, and whispers…
Well, here’s where it changes depending on the topic of the day. Usually it’s something innocuous, poking fun at those who just love to talk about their seemingly-hipstery-but-actually-fairly-mainstream hobbies and lifestyle choices.
“Hey, I do crossfit.”
“Hey, I’m a vegan.”
You get the idea.
Though I’m sitting here on my couch typing these words, as opposed to walking the unsanitary grounds of your standard public restroom, let’s live out this meme from a fantasy football perspective:
<WALKING, ACQUIRING TARGET>
“If we used the data from the past couple of years instead of simply assuming guaranteed improvement, we could’ve avoided the fantasy minefields that are Amari Cooper and Brandin Cooks.”
Okay okay, put the pitchforks down for a second. I am not saying that Cooper and Cooks are bad players, because that would be highly disingenuous. I just don’t think they’re worth their respective costs, that’s all. And this is the Dynasty Purgatory series, where I take aim at those who seem to be at a bit of a crossroads – to me, this duo fits the bill.
You can find his (typically strong and hopefully reasonable) opinions on Twitter at@EDH_27.