Cooper Kupp has the most annoying name in the draft. To be fair, I haven’t read through a list of the top-300 prospects, but after watching five games worth of film, all I can hear when I lay in bed at night is, “COOPER KUPP COOPER KUPP COOPER KUPP.” I talked to my therapist about it and she said, “Our time is up for the week, Mr. Miller. Will you be paying by card?” But the joke is on her – I stole George Kritikos’ wallet.
As annoying as Kupp’s name may be, his ability to dominate with the football more than makes up for it. Long a darling of the film community, Kupp is likely to be on a stage in Philadelphia sometime Friday, April 28th, shaking hands and getting his photo taken by the throngs in attendance. What hat he will be wearing when this happens is unknown, and also probably the most important part of the tale I’m weaving, but we’ll get to that later.
For the uninitiated, Kupp is the most prolific receiver in FCS history.
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