10 Responses to “Calling our Shots: Week Twelve”

  1. Coach says:

    Bryce Brown has 80+ and a TD

    Colston and Graham both score for Saints

    DX goes over 100 yards. 2 words for ya… start him.

    Vincent Jackson has the most receiving yards in the game on both squads.

    P. Manning 280, 3 TDs in 3 quarters of work.

    2 TDs for the Lawfirm

    Jonathan Dwyer leads Steelers in rushing again.

  2. c0dysseus says:

    Doug “Quail Man” Martin : 125+ total yds & atleast 1 TD

    Bryce Brown” : 100 total yds & TD

    Nicks: 1st game over 100yds since wk 2

    If JAX can hold Foster to <100yds then they stone CJ too: under 80yds rushing

    Shorts & Blackmon both find the end zone

    Beanie Wells leads ARI in carries and adds a TD for good measure

    Ronnie Hilman underwhelms with less than 75 total yds

  3. Trevor says:

    Frank Gore totals 25 touches for the first time this season.

    Carolina’s front 7 abuses Nick Foles to the tune of 5+ sacks.

    David Wilson leads the Giants in rushing as a bigger part of the game plan coming out of the bye.

    Seattle’s secondary keeps Tannehil from completing a TD pass.

    Andy Dalton has a career day with 400+ passing yards in a shootout with Oakland.

    Andrew Luck breaks his own single game rookie passing record.

  4. MIN@CHI: Adrian Peterson puts up 120+ total yards for the 5th straight week against a top-5 Bears defense.
    OAK@CIN: Despite Palmer averaging 365 ypg in the past 3 and Dalton averaging only 208 ypg in his past 4, Dalton throws for more yards than Palmer this week.
    PIT@CLE: Starting their 3rd QB in 3 weeks and reeling from a loss at home last week, the Steelers still manage to pull off a win on the road against the division rival Browns.
    BUF@IND: Luck and the Colts rebound big and not only win, but they more than cover the 3 point spread.
    DEN@KCC: Despite losing McGahee and playing an away game, the Denver offense keeps it up and produces over 350 total yards.
    SEA@MIA: Struggling rookie QBs and top 10 defenses make for an ugly matchup. Under 400 yards passing between both teams.
    ATL@TAM: Michael Turner is held to under 65 yards rushing and 1 or fewer TD’s.
    TEN@JAC: Parmele proves last week wasn’t a fluke and rushes for more than 75 yards again this week.
    BAL@SDC: Ryan Mathews rushes for more yards than Ray Rice. (I own both, so honestly I hope they each rush for 200+).
    STL@ARI: After losing 6 straight, the Cardinals bounce back to win AND beat the 1.5 point spread, even starting Lindley at QB.
    SFO@NOS: Even against the worst-ranked defense in the NFL, the 49ers QB doesn’t meet their season-best mark (currently 303 yards passing). Also, to make this a higher degree of difficulty, I’ll take the “under” line of 51, even though that would have lost in 2/3 of the Saints games this year.
    GBP@NYG: There are at least 250% more passing yards than rushing yards with both teams’ stats combined.
    CAR@PHI: Struggling defenses weakly collide with struggling offenses. Defenses eek out the “victory” (really, it’s the viewers who lose). 5 or fewer offensive TD’s scored between both teams.

    • Crazy calls that aren’t my official entry, but that I’ve been thinking all week (but likely won’t happen given what most professional analysts think):

      1. Carolina’s defense finishes in top 10 for fantasy scoring this week. I wouldn’t be surprised with top 6.
      2. Parmele outproduces Hillman.
      3. Kaepernick gets the start and finishes in the top 12 for QBs fantasy scoring this week.
      4. Myers is a top 7 TE for the 4th week in a row.
      5. Lindley completes at least 1 pass of 40+ yards and overall performs better than Foles (although that’s not saying much).

      Side note: I will never trust a RB from the Colts, Packers or Cardinals. No player from any of the 3 is in the top 30 RB’s season-to-date in standard scoring. Wells was the only player from any of the 3 to crack the top 30 last year.

    • Calls that I got correct so far: MIN@CHI, OAK@CIN, BUF@IND, DEN@KCC, and ATL@TAM.

      Calls that I missed: PIT@CLE (6 fumbles and 3 int’s, PIT? Seriously?), SEA@MIA, TEN@JAC, BAL@SDC, STL@ARI (why in the world did I bet on the Cardinals winning?), SFO@NOS, and GBP@NYG.

      Rough week relative to the past few, but still not terrible. 5-7 so far. We will see how the final game goes (if anyone watches that train wreck), and I’ll plan to update everything tomorrow, including the bonus calls.

      • Looks like I ended the week at 5-8, with Cam and Bryce Brown tearing it up to ruin my final call.

        I fared OK on my bonus calls as well. 2-5. Considering how crazy they were, I’m good with that.

  5. Sean Fox says:

    1.BUFF@COLTS Vick Ballard scores his 1st rushing TD of the season.
    2.STL@ARI Robert Quinn has 2 sacks
    3.SFO@NOS Darren Sproles returns from injury and scores a receiving TD
    4.GBP@NYG Jordy Nelson leads the Packers in receiving yards against the Giants this week
    5.OAK@CINN A tight end from each team scores a TD this week.

  6. Luke says:

    MIN@CHI: Bears D dominates poor Ponder, Marshall 2 TDS
    OAK@CIN: Marvin Jones gets a TD
    PIT@CLE: TRich held under 80 yards 0 TDS
    BUF@IND: CJ Spiller 200+ Total Yards 2TDs
    DEN@KCC: Moreno puts up 100 + a score
    SEA@MIA: Russel Wilson throws 3TDs
    ATL@TAM: The Quizz show starts, 100 Total yards and a score
    TEN@JAC: Henne comes back to life 225yds 1TD 2INT, Kenny Britt also comes back to life, 150yds 2TDS
    BAL@SDC: Torrey Smith 2 TDs
    STL@ARI: no news here, ARI blows
    SFO@NOS: As everyone else know CK goes off 400yards 3Tds
    GBP@NYG: Cobb with 100+ 2Tds
    CAR@PHI: Nick Foles comes alive 300yards 2 Tds

  7. James Noel says:

    Thanks for the mention. I noticed I went a little overboard two weeks ago and after missing last weeks column due to Thanksgiving craziness. I look forward to Week 13 calling your shots. Bring it on!

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