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DLF Scorecard

At DLF, we want only the hardcore, serious dynasty builders.  Do you fit the bill?  Take the following quiz to determine just how hardcore you are.  One point for each example that sounds reasonable to you.  The higher the score, the more you need us…or therapy!

  1. You hear your dog yelp from the backyard and immediately fear the worst – torn ACL.
  2. You haggle over 6th round picks as if they were body limbs
  3. You know that Kim is the name of Mel Kiper Jr’s. wife
  4. You moved and hoped to find James Andrews under the list of family doctors
  5. There is no limit to how much you’d pay DirecTV for Sunday Ticket.  Seriously.  NO limit.
  6. You struggle deciding whether or not to drop Ryan Fitzpatrick
  7. You stop struggling deciding whether or not to drop Ryan Fitzpatrick to wonder if he’s Irish
  8. You list your yearly leagues fees under “investments,” not “expenses”
  9. You use your own stopwatch when you time the 40s from the televised NFL Scouting Combine
  10. You feel Mike Mayock is teasing you personally for not releasing his mock draft yet
  11. If you got in trouble, you’d like to hire Roger Cossack to defend you
  12. You own 5 of Travis Henry’s jerseys
  13. You own 5 of Travis Henry’s children
  14. You’re still reading this
  15. You can spell Demaryius and Ndamukong without looking them up
  16. The 446 mock drafts on the Internet are simply not enough
  17. You know that CJ Spiller’s name is Clifford
  18. You TiVo Clifford for your kids so you can write this while they watch it
  19. You couldn’t be a firefighter because of your requirement to wear that Fireman Ed Jets helmet
  20. You’re always pushing for more roster spots in your league
  21. You’re pushing for more roster spots so you don’t have to drop Ryan Fitzpatrick
  22. You know who Lache Seastrunk is
  23. You just looked up Demaryius and Ndamukong to see if I was right
  24. When invited to an 80s party, you dress up as 49er great Roger Craig
  25. You wake up at 3AM to see who you got off waivers.  When asked by your spouse, you had to pee

Scoring Key

0-5 = You need to work on your dedication
6-10 = Push harder, but you’re on the right track
11-15 = Now we’re talkin’
16-20 = DLF LOVES you!
21-24 = You’re hired
25 = You slept with Travis Henry

Ken Kelly

Ken Kelly

Senior Partner - Executive Editor at DynastyLeagueFootball
Ken is a corporate trainer by day an a tireless editor of dynasty content by night. His passion for the World Champion Seattle Seahawks is second only to his love of fantasy football and the dynasty format.

Ken is on Twitter at DLF_KenK
Ken Kelly
11 Comments

11 Comments

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    April 13, 2010 at 9:14 am

    22) You know who Lache Seastrunk is

    I laughed when I saw this. The sad thing is I was reading up on him about 6 months ago hoping he’d go to Notre Dame.

    • Jeff Haverlack

      April 13, 2010 at 9:47 am

      I understand completely. I follow too many of the prep stars myself into college and then track their production.

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    April 19, 2010 at 7:52 am

    Thanks for the great comment. Keep coming back to the site – your support is what keeps us going!

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